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got the cat to get my tongue...........
Created on 2004-04-05 00:42:12 (#2729876), last updated 2007-08-22
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Basic Info| Name: | found the rat and made him run |
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| Location: | 919, United States |
BioT: you can conform to gender roles if you please but im doin the david bowie thing so i can wear tight clothes and chicks will dig my package
me: your 'junk'?
T: totally
T: a cucumber wrapped in tin foil, junk, its all the same
me: whats the tin foil for?
T: hmmmmm. good question, let me cunsult my man's man dictionary
T: ahhh here it is
T: when using cucumbers to give the appearance of a radical bulge, use tin foil to lock in freshness so as not to have a smelly weiner
me: i just went crosseyed
T: what, you dont expect to score with a smelly weiner do you?
me: i dont suppose so
T: mind manipulation can only get you so far, at some point you got to produce the goods
me: exactly. but at that point. what the hell do you do with the cucumber and tin foil?
T: after sex i get hungry
T: i only use the cucumber to attract women, once they've gotten to know me and my stellar personality shines through i no longer need a vegetable sized penis to be successful at winning the young ladies heart
me: you are so smart
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me: your 'junk'?
T: totally
T: a cucumber wrapped in tin foil, junk, its all the same
me: whats the tin foil for?
T: hmmmmm. good question, let me cunsult my man's man dictionary
T: ahhh here it is
T: when using cucumbers to give the appearance of a radical bulge, use tin foil to lock in freshness so as not to have a smelly weiner
me: i just went crosseyed
T: what, you dont expect to score with a smelly weiner do you?
me: i dont suppose so
T: mind manipulation can only get you so far, at some point you got to produce the goods
me: exactly. but at that point. what the hell do you do with the cucumber and tin foil?
T: after sex i get hungry
T: i only use the cucumber to attract women, once they've gotten to know me and my stellar personality shines through i no longer need a vegetable sized penis to be successful at winning the young ladies heart
me: you are so smart
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